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Down in
the Dirt
by Timm Muth
A monthly article by the author of Mountain Biking in
North Carolina. Rants, raves, reviews and chain grease.
Getting Lost, Getting
Found
July
2003
Whenever I take a group out into the Big
Woods, the first question is always, "Is there any
chance we'll get lost?" Well, actually, before we
even get out of the car, the first question generally is,
"Are there really bears around here?" But as
soon as we hit the trail, and the trees close in, out
comes the concern about getting lost.
Yes, Virginia, there is always a chance you'll get
lost. But look, I've gotten lost a number of times, and I
obviously made it back out without too much psychological
damage, so quit your worrying and start enjoying the
ride. But if you're at least moderately prepared, bother
to take a look at a map before you head out, and don't
flip out as soon as things look unfamiliar, you really
don't have too much to worry about.
The first rule is: Know the general layout of the
trail before you go. Unless you're in the Big Woods, most
trails will be bounded by a road on one or more sides, or
it'll circle a lake, or end at a housing development. Pay
attention to the map (assuming you have one), and figure
out what boundaries you have. I've met people lost in
Regency Park, close to panic as the sun was setting,
worried they couldn't get out. Ok, maybe you weren't a
boyscout, but damn son, you've got a lake on one side, a
highway on the other, and a development at the end. If
nothing else, head straight till you hit one of them,
then figure out the way home from there.
One time, Jeff and I got lost in Pisgah National
Forest. Hadn't a clue where we screwed up, and being
manly men, we were way too stubborn to admit our error
and turn back. But we did know that the Blue Ridge
Parkway was somewhere between us and the top of the
mountain, and the trail we wanted paralleled the Blue
Ridge Parkway. So we started pushing - uphill -for
several hours. It was a lesson in pride and foolishness,
but we finally found the trail we wanted.
Even if you're totally
map-challenged, remember this small salient point: the
sun sets in the west - always. So if you were heading
into the setting sun on the way in, there's a fair chance
you'll want to head away from the sun on your way out.
But if all your preparations come to naught, and you
find yourself looking at all the trees in despair, ready
to start wailing for your momma, here's a couple of hints
that may help.
DON'T PANIC! And don't start worrying
about bears and cougars and amorous hill-folks and such.
Your greatest danger - and it happens more often than
you'd think - is freaking out, tossing all your gear
aside, then wandering in a circle till you're exhausted
and dying of hypothermia. So be calm, hang onto your
camelback, and consider it an adventure.
DON'T CUT CROSS COUNTRY. Unless you are absolutely
positive where you are going (in which case, you're not
really lost in the first place), abandoning the trail and
cutting cross-country will generally get you lost even
more. In the Big Woods, all those little valleys and
dells can conspire to lead you wandering back and forth
for a long time. If you're on a trail, can you backtrack
to a known point? If it's a straight shot back without
any turns that could get you further lost, backtrack.
Keep looking over your shoulder as you go, until the
trail looks familiar again. Remember, it all looks
different when you're heading the other direction. If you
end up back at an intersection, and can't remember which
way you came from, look for tire marks, disturbed leaves,
or anything else that would tell Daniel Boone that you
passed here recently. But if you simply can't figure out
which way is home, then stay put. Lost and sitting on a
trail, where someone else may soon come along and find
you, is way better than sitting on a tree stump in the
middle of nowhere, where no one is likely to come
strolling along and offer some directions.
Oh, and to
avoid some real heartbreak, don't fall for it when your
friend says, "Hey look, there's a clearing at the
top of the ridge right up there. Come on!" Because
most likely: (a) it's not the top of the ridge, only a
wrinkle in the mountain, which means when you get to the
top, there'll just be another ridge above it; and (b) it
always looks more open up above you, cause you're not
looking down into the tree canopy, and when you get to
the top and find you're still lost, when you turn around
you won't be able to figure out where you just came from,
and then you'll be even more lost. If nothing else, let
your friend hike up to the top (but not out of view), and
check it out; then at least they can find their way back
down to you if it's not the way home.
But OK, say you're totally lost, and are afraid to
wait until rescued (or expect that none is coming). Then
remember this hard and fast rule - water runs downhill
(always), and water leads to civilization (eventually).
That creek you just crossed may not go the direction you
think, and it may bring you out miles from your car. But
if you follow it long enough, it will bring you to a road
or a BBQ joint or some other form of civilization.
Now if it looks like you're just not going to make
it out of the woods before dark, then it's a REALLY good
idea to stop and make a camp before it's totally black.
If you wait until you're stumbling around in the dark,
it's gonna be a whole lot tougher to wait out the night.
If you know how to build a lean-to, then do it. Light a
fire if you can. You've got matches, right? (If not,
curse yourself twice, and remember to stash some in your
pack for next time.) Clear plenty of space, preferably in
front of a rock or something that will help to reflect
the heat. Keep the fire small for safety reasons (a
forest fire won't make things any better). Even if it's
not cold, a fire will help to signal rescuers, and will
make you feel a whole lot better. Not to mention warm and
toasty beats cold and wet any day. Get off any wet
clothes you're wearing, and try to dry them if possible.
Unless it's wool or polypro, wet clothes are probably
worse than no clothes at all.
And if you're totally unprepared, without light or
fire, soaking wet and scared half to death, there's a
simple solution for shelter. Just scrape together a big
pile of the driest leaves you can find. Burrow down into
the middle of it and make yourself a little nest to sleep
in. It might be a little scratchy, and you might share
your bedroom with a mouse, but trust me, it's a lot
warmer than shivering against a tree trunk all night. In
the morning, you can start figuring out again where you
left the car.
But here's the best advice I can offer on getting
lost: Don't be ashamed to ask for help and/or directions.
Even local trails can get rerouted, and new trails can
take all kinds of unanticipated turns. But don't be
afraid to ask for help - and then accept it. You wouldn't
believe how many folks I've found wandering lost in Bent
Creek, who ask desperately for the way out, then argue
with me that it can't possibly be in that direction. So
admit your ignorance, and ask that passing
rider/hiker/hunter just where the heck you are and which
way is out. Your pride may suffer, but it's a small price
to pay. Most likely, they'll be glad to help you out, if
only to clear the woods out a bit.
"Bicycles are almost as good as
guitars for meeting girls."
- Bob Weir